A modern parable?

I see that Bluu Brasserie on Moorgate is having a half-price food sale this week for breakfast and dinner so if that floats your boat then get on down there. Do drop me an email if you see any good offers around the Square Mile.

Anyway, I hope this’ll make you smile. But wait, there’s more!

Godless humour

With today’s news of Hammerson’s announcing a rights issue, Lovells shedding 94 and Bloomberg shifting 80 TV & radio jobs thank God that those atheists have spawned some humour. Their recent “Probably no God” bus poster has received some flak from the perpetually outraged but has led to the creation of a site where you can create your own bus message in the atheist style and distribute it to amaze your colleagues and friends with your tremendous, and perhaps slightly subversive, wit. Just go here and follow the instructions.

If you come up with a good one then let me know and I’ll post it!

“One-eyed Scottish Idiot”

Jeremy Clarkson: “(In the UK) we’ve got this one-eyed Scottish idiot, he keeps telling us everything’s fine and he’s saved the world and we know he’s lying, but he’s smooth at telling us.”

I know there’s a lot of people upset about Clarkson saying this but to my mind the first two parts of that statement in the title are factually accurate and it’s only the third that’s really up for debate. Not much debate on my part though as I think Jeremy’s right. Any City folk or Scots (or Scottish City folk) want to give an opinion?

From the Telegraph